Sunday Sweets Splits Up! 11 Gorgeous Double-Sided Cakes

I love seeing how bakers tackle the challenge of a double birthday cake, so today, gang, we're going halfsies. … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 months ago

The Write Stuff

For Handwriting Analysis Week I thought we should take a fair, unbiased look at what kind of sick, twisted deviants could be writing on our cakes with their sick, twisted piping bags.For SCIENCE! Exhibit A. … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 months ago

I See What They Were Going For Here, But It Comes Off SUUUUUPER Passive Aggressive

It's a "bird!"It's a "plane!" It … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 months ago

These 9 Bakery Windows Are All The Warning You'll Ever Need

I'm always amazed by the amount of cake wrecks in shop windows. It's almost as if the bakers themselves are trying to warn us off, in an "abandon hope, all ye who enter here" kind of way.That or they're operating a secret meth lab in back, and don't want customers wandering in.Ei … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 months ago

These Wrecks Are Not What They Theme

They wanted the cake "very Christmassy."They got it: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 months ago

Coraline: The Prenatal Years

How To Get Proper Credit At The Potluck: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 months ago

10 Frosty Winter Sweets That Have Nothing To Do With Christmas

I hear it's still winter in most of the U.S., which is AWESOME. You know, for me. Here in Florida. Where all "winter" themed things disappear right after Christmas.I love the look of all things snowy and icy, though, so I went hunting for some gorgeous wintry cakes we can all gaz … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 months ago

Part Of MY World

Look at this cake Isn't it neat? … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

The Terrible Snickers

It took me forever to realize what this cupcake cake (patooie!) reminds me of: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

I Heard Elsa Got A New Look For Frozen 2, But This Is Ridiculous

Egads, what kind of monkey business is this, bakers? … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

Dragon Appreciation Day

It's Appreciate A Dragon Day, minions, but there's a problem: I can't tell the dragon cakes from the dinosaur cakes.I know, I know! This should be easy, right?AND YET … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

Sooooo... No?

You'll never guess what Taryn T. asked her baker: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

Sunday Sweets Is Up In The Air

John's latest YouTube addiction includes all things magic. He's been bingeing Penn & Teller's Fool Us, and every time there's an especially unbelievable act, he'll turn to me and say, in his best Monty Python voice, "A WITCH!" Which brings me to today's Sweets: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

When Bakers Have Never Seen Fruit Or Vegetables Before

Ever get the sneaking suspicion your baker has never actually seen a strawberry? … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

The Weirdest Apology Cake I've Seen Yet

At long last, I think I've finally found it, you guys:The World's Most Interesting Conversation StarterYep, I suggest you single types out there bring this to your next Bingo mixer, luau party, rave, etc*[*I haven't dated in a while, but I trust these are still the hippest happen … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

5 Resolutions Anyone Can Keep. BALLS.

How are those New Year's resolutions coming, minions? Did you already ditch the ol' "get up earlier, work out, and eat better" thing? SO WITH YOU.Really, we should just pick easier goals... and then reward ourselves. With cake. For picking goals.Because baby steps.Here, I'll kick … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

Mess With The Cake, Get The Claws

They say Big Brother is watching, but really, who needs covert surveillance when we've got bakers writing down our every word? … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

7 Break Room Cakes That Really Capture The Working Experience

Ahh, the break room cake. What can compare to that sugary harbinger of company-mandated merriment? So since today is "Show & Tell Day At Work," and since we're not having THAT kind of celebration, here come a few gems from everyone's favorite Room Of Flickering Fluorescents & Mic … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

Sunday Sweets: Deco-licious

Everything old is new again... again... and I for one couldn't be happier. Vintage styles rock. (Well, unless it's from the 70s - but we're all agreed that decade never existed, right? Right.)Case-in-point: Art Deco cakes. … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

Missed Marks: Fondant To Fondant Edition

You may have noticed that whenever we post a missed mark with a fondant inspiration cake, like this: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

Boopsie!

"Hey Boss, there's a lady out there who doesn't like the baby shower cake you made her.""Doesn't like it?! What's wrong with it? It's beautiful, it has huge...""Well, the lady says it's ugly." … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

Shoot From The Tip

(Warning: Mildly naughty stuff ahead)Some of my favorite new submissions this week: For Lori's 30th birthday her friends thought it would be cute to get her a "2nd quinceañera" cake - quinceañera being the popular Latin American celebration of a girl's 15th birthday.Now, Lori's b … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

Say WHAT

Many of you know I love misheard cake orders the most, but I ESPECIALLY love them when they end up saying something they really shouldn't.Like the patriotic bar event, "Red, White, & Brews!" … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

"Morning People" Need Not Apply

Shhhhh! NOT SO LOUD with the breathing and the clicking with the mouse and whatnot, ok? Geez.Now, if you'll kindly take your extra-strength cups of coffee and scroll quietly this way, I've prepared a little photo montage that I think perfectly captures our collective New Year's m … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

Sunday Sweets Could Use A Drink

I am not generally one to imbibe, Sweets fans, because I have the tolerance of a chipmunk and usually fall asleep after 4 sips of hard cider. However.It's been a WEEK, am I right?::wheels in hand truck full of Trader Joe's Brandy Bean Chocolates:: ::plops down, cracks open the fi … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

12 Mean-But-Funny Cakes

I'm not saying it's right.I'm just saying we laughed. … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

The Best Literal LOLs in CW History Part 2

Part 2 of my Top 20 Literals in CW History! … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

The Best Literal LOLs in CW History Part 1

John asked me to pick my top 10 literal LOLs of all time, and I just couldn't do it, guys. There are too many! So instead, here are my top 20... in two parts. ENJOY. … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

This Cookie's Gonna Land Me In Facebook Jail (Again)

They asked for cupcakes with the Batman logo: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

A Darkly Dreaming Christmas

Er...WRONG HOLIDAY, SIGN GUY The … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

Sunday Sweets: Merry & Bright

It’s Christmas Eve, folks, so here's hoping you can all kick back and relax with loved ones before the big day tomorrow.The letters to Santa have been sent... (By Cakes Decor member Cake Heaven) The gifts have been wrapped... (By Sandra Monger Ca … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

A Cup Of Holiday Crazy

Has Christmas gotten a little too predictable for you this year?Well not to worry; these bakers aim to baffle. I never knew empty eye sockets could see so well... INTO MY SOUL. Half a mustache or a bloody nose? Ugly sweater or brick chimney? … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 months ago

It's Heee-eeere!

(All together, now!)Itttt's beeee-ginning to look a lot like Christmas! CHRISTMAS.Eeev'rywhere you "go!" [ew]Take a look at the zombie 'men Slavering once againWith candy cane intestines, oh ho ho! It's beginning … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

8 Christmas Cakes So Bad They're Good (For A Belly Laugh)

'Tis the season to count your wreckage. 1) This cup of "Coco" … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

And I Have No Privacy!

"Hey, Frank, man, you ever get the feeling someone's - I dunno - watching you?" "No, man, can't say that I do. Why do you ask?" "Eh, maybe I've just been working too hard, but this bakery is starting to give me the willies.""Well, we have been pu … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

It's The Most Wreckiest Time...

Don't you just love all the decorations this time of year? Everything's so colorful and cheerful and sparkly... … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

11 Uniquely Chic Christmas Cakes

We're on the home stretch, my friends! Just a few more days 'til Christmas, and then we can collapse in front of the TV for a few days before New Year's. It's important to pace yourself, though, so let's all take a mini break to swoon over these Sweet Christmas cakes I found: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

I Bet The Pillow Tasted Better, Too

Remember, kids, it's wrong to laugh at someone's name.Unless it's spelled like this: I hear he's a real gas! (No, that's not really his name. Sorry, Dr. Goldfarb.) (Bee tee dubs, did you know the Brits sometimes call a fart a "trouser cough?" I just felt that needed … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

Santa's "C" Team

Now, Droopy!  Now, Poopy! … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

Workin’ That Aangel

This is what it looks like when the Walmart bakery officially runs out of ideas: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

Decorative Ding-a-Lings

It's National Ding-A-Ling Day, minions!This is such a happy holiday. … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

These Santa Cakes Are Holiday Nightmare Fuel

You better watch out  You better not cry … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

Sunday Sweets: 11 Magical Castle Cakes

Whether they're made of sand, stone, or ice, there's just something magical about castles. So no wonder castle cakes are big - often literally! - these days.From full-grown elegance: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

That's Not How This Works. That's Not How Any Of This Works.

Back by popular* demand! A brand new edition of Cakes Failing To Look Like The Things They're Supposed To Look Like![*The cats liked it.]A Shamrock: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

Clippy Branches Out

Tonight we're gonna party like it is 1960's Hippie Party Theme! … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

A Christmas Caro

If you think you're tired of Christmas songs, think of the poor Wreckerators.They have to deal with this one all year long: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

The Way The Cookie Fumbles

I'll admit, it's not easy to wreck a cookie.But where there's a will (and copious amounts of icing and edible images), THERE'S A WAY: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago

Float Like A Butterfly, Wreck Like A "B"

Katrina's family ordered two cakes, and asked the bakery to write "Happy Birthday Katrina" on the smaller one.Guess what happened next: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 months ago